From my friend Galvin!
One of those emails I have to share. Thanks Galvin! I know you care!!
"True Friendship"
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are up to something and I want to know WHAT ! !
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may
ask...."because you are my friend"
Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Send this to "all 10" of your friends, then get depressed because
you can only think of four!!! (don't send it back to me....
I don't want to hear it!!!)
And remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!!
"True Friendship"
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are up to something and I want to know WHAT ! !
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may
ask...."because you are my friend"
Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Send this to "all 10" of your friends, then get depressed because
you can only think of four!!! (don't send it back to me....
I don't want to hear it!!!)
And remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!!
posted by Kye at 11:16 PM
3 Comments:
Brilliant and very true. I laugh so hard when my friends hurt themselves accidently and they return the favour when I do it too! :o)
That is the sign of a true friend. You will let them point and laugh, knowing you get to too!
Returns me to interpretations...
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